Frankzao Posted June 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 Not in George Bush's government.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted June 14, 2007 Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 it is not His government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankzao Posted June 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2007 NDD, but that is not what he said. ------------------------------------ Jon Stewart on the conviction of Lewis "Scooter" Libby: "Some speculate President Bush will pardon Libby before he serves jail time, while others... KNOW he will." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frankzao Posted June 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Three Strikes You're Out A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once." Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice." Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead. His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frankzao Posted June 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Troutman Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Impressive, though I stand by my right to fart on foes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frankzao Posted June 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Thought of the day.. .. .. Would you be willing to go to Mars for 30 days if it would take 250 days to get there and 240 days for the return? ESA is looking for volunteers to see if it is possible. Hmmm…. Who would you like to send? Space pioneers wanted for 520-day Mars experiment Tue Jun 19, 7:09 AM ET The European Space Agency (ESA) on Tuesday called for applications for one of the most demanding human experiments in space history: a simulated trip to Mars in which six "astronauts" will spend 17 months in an isolation tank on Earth. Their spaceship will comprise a series of interlocked modules in an research institute in Moscow, and once the doors are closed tight, the volunteers will be cut off from all contact with the outside world except by a delayed radio link. They will face simulated emergencies, daily work routines and experiments, as well as boredom and, no doubt, personal friction from confinement in just 550 cubic metres (19,250 cubic feet), the equivalent of nine truck containers. Communications with the simulated mission control and loved-ones will take up to 40 minutes, the time that a radio signal takes to cross the void between Earth and a spaceship on Mars. Food will comprise mainly the packaged stuff of the kind eaten aboard the International Space Station (ISS). The goal is to gain experience about the psychological challenges that a crew will face on a trip to Mars. Four of the crew will be Russian, and two will come from countries that are members of ESA, agency and Russian officials said at the Paris Air Show in Le Bourget. In all, 12 European volunteers are needed. A precursor 105-day study is scheduled to start by mid-2008, possibly followed by another 105-day study, before the full 520-day study begins in late 2008 or early 2009. Backup for the two volunteers taking part in each of these simulations means that 12 Europeans are needed. "The selection procedure is similar to that of ESA astronauts, although there will be more emphasis on psychological factors and stress resistance than on physical fitness," ESA said in a press release. Men and women who think they have the right stuff can download the application form on (http://www.spaceflight.esa.int/CallforCandidates). The terrestrial Mars-stronauts will not get much glory for their confinement, nor will they get particularly rich. They will get paid 120 euros (158 dollars) a day, said Marc Heppener of ESA's Science and Application Division. Viktor Baranov of Russia's Institute of Biomedical Problems, where the experiment will take place, said his organization had received about 150 applications, only 19 of which came from women. "The problem is that it is very difficult to find healthy people for this kind of experiment," he said. Assuming that Mars and Earth are favorably aligned, with their closest distance of 56 million kilometers (35 million miles), it would take 250 days to get there, 30 days spent on site to conduct experiments and 240 days for the return, said Baranov. A trip to Mars is not an early prospect. The United States has set plans to return to the Moon by 2018 and later head to Mars, but without setting a date. The trip is fraught with many technical challenges, many of which are outranked by the question of keeping the crew healthy and sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 looks like fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankzao Posted June 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Jon Stewart from The Daily Show, on our new Sunni allies in Iraq: "The United States is now actually arming the Sunni insurgents in Iraq who were fighting us. In exchange, they have given their word they will only fight al-Qaeda. It's a plan so crazy, it just might... be f**king crazy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frankzao Posted June 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 The ThreatDown! The top five things threatening America this week, by Stephen Colbert Threat #5: Robots -- Kansei is the most anti-American product to come out of Asia since the introduction of "Hello Michael Moore." Threat #4: Bears -- These bear detection kits protect the bears from us! Threat #3: Robots -- Country of Japan, if you want to study child behavior, wouldn't it be easier to make a child? And if you've forgotten how, you could build a robot to show you. Threat #2: Bears -- Bear amnesty is a slap in the face to all the forest creatures who obey the law and wait their turns to become American citizens. Threat #1: Robot Bears -- Wise up, military. These bear-bots are gonna turn on us. Our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frankzao Posted June 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Bumper sticker seen on a white Ford Ranger pickup: On the right side: An American Flag with "God Bless America" and on the left side: "Proud Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 ooooook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankzao Posted June 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I am told there are 3 main forms of comminication in the universe and ALL forms of communication originated from one of these three: #1: The Television #2: The Telephone and #3: Tell-a-woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frankzao Posted July 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 no likey the truth? A woman told me that joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I don't care who told you that joke. I don't think it is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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