mts Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Sitting together on a train and traveling through the Canadian Rockies were an American guy, a Canadian guy, an elderly little Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with enormous breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek. The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again. Now THAT'S Canadian!!! :canadian: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latinopikachu Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excluesiveonez Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 hahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetaway Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Canadians are just tired of being the butt of American jokes and that's the best they could come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted April 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Butt of American jokes? I believe that some posted another joke reference American Ass... YOU should research "Talking to Americans" by Rick Mercer, a TV commentary that was very popular up here... Bahahaha Ah fuck it... I do better research anyway HERE Oh SOME MORE IMDb Wikipedia Here is my search Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetaway Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 You have way too much time on your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synesthesia Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 An asian and anyone eles get into a car accident, who's at fault?? give up? The asian, either for driving or producing a car that hit them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Bahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKI Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Funny stuff...too bad I have nothing to post though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 I will put this up for awhile, then it is gone, funny shit even for you Southern Belles [attachmentid=47] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetaway Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I wanna see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted May 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Open it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetaway Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 It won't open.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Works for me. Use Windows Media Player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetaway Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 help... still not working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Then it is you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 no, cause it won't work for me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 It isn't for the bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 o rly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 whorly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetaway Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Thanks for e-mailing it... funny stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 yes, thanks for the e-mails they have been entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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