///BHRpowered Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 You god damn son's of bitches, the millenia was sitting perfectly protected in its carcapsule, and now like a fucking fool I took it out, and what the god damn fuck happened, I'm driving down the highway, passing some nappy headed obama supporting ghetto rat and rock flys up and hits the hood. I slammed on the brakes when I saw it coming but the god damn damage was already done. I should force the plant to reopen production of the millenia, have a new car made and get a brand new factory hood, factory painted. Instead I have a ding about the size of a dime with scuff and a paint break. I instantly pulled over, went right back and did everything I could. Paint has been saved and now cannot be noticed except for the ding. Now I have to pay some guy 75 dollars to come out and fix the damn ding before the millenia is even allowed to be looked on by mortals again. It would have been perfectly fucking fine in the carcapsule, you could have fired a fucking potato at it and it would have been fine. Now it sits with a battery on life support, safetly back in the capsule, after being dusted and a light cleaning from the .8 mile drive, awaiting the repair. I have used several people for Jeep repairs, but only 1 for the millenia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveSter Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Would you like some cheese with that whine?? Shit happens BHR, so now your Millenia will never be driven again, huh? The next MWM should be at BHRs house to kidnap his Millenia away from him, so it could be driven as it was made to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///BHRpowered Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 bull fucking shit, you people disgust me, you are all actively engaged in DESTORYING your millenia's, I treat my Jeep better on the trail then most of you do in your own driveway. It will be fixed to the highest degree, then taken out when weather and conditions permit, I will also likely be returning to night only driving - no UV rays, no hot sun burning the paint, HID's in full use and the car running no more as a ghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troutman Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 O no, Lord ///BHR broke a nail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latinopikachu Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 BHR, shut the fuck up. Seriously. A 0,8mi drive? What the fuck is your problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveSter Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Uhoh, someones not gettin any tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troutman Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 :don: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///BHRpowered Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 what do you mean what the fuck is my problem, the problem is a ding size dent that never should have existed. although sometimes minor setbacks are required to spark leaps forward. Yesterday I was walking around the capsule admiring the millenia's beauty, its unghettoed paint, its spoiler tying all lines together and I thought "what can I do to keep it perfect, to emtomb it in protection" then it hit me - Argon instead of having the carcapsule being a pressurized air chamber I could simply modify it and pump it fill or pure argon, an inert gas that nothing can survive in, no oxygen, no moisture, nothing, its what they preserve the constitution in (before obama smoked it) it would be a royal pain since it would have to be done everytime the car is driven, but imagine it being perfect for thousands of years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troutman Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 You god damn son's of bitches you people disgust me GIVE US HELL QUIMBY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankzao Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troutman Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankzao Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 See....again he doesn't drive the Milly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excluesiveonez Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 sorry to hear about that BHR... but which is worse, getting hit by a rock that no one had control over, or that piece of shit hubcap that flew in to your door forcing you to get a replacement door skin? Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///BHRpowered Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Clue has struck upon an interesting point. If you ABUSE a car by driving it around others then things no longer remain in your control, as it sits now its 100% in my control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excluesiveonez Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 rocks are out of your control. should have been wearing the leather bra if it meant that much to you, but then again, those things introduce marring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///BHRpowered Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 It was, ding is located just above it, naturally. I would have actually really liked to drive it yesterday, good weather, holiday, but since I couldn't even get off the couch that was a no go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troutman Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///BHRpowered Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 something like that, damn sunburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troutman Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 And yet, it is a little known fact that the Good ///BHR secretly yearns for the total demise of the Millenia that enslaves him, that he might be freed of this curse of doom and perhaps become human once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latinopikachu Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 ohhhhh shit here it comes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///BHRpowered Posted July 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 trout has made an interesting point, too complex for a mortal to understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankzao Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 LOL....now who's over complicating the issue Obama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///BHRpowered Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'm not comparing the death of america and freedom in general to something as pure as america. mortals simply cannot understand the curses which the immortals of these lands face on what you would consider "daily" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankzao Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 LOL....look at BHR's mountain!!! It looks just like a mole hill..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troutman Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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