mts Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 BUSH'S LOOK-ALIKE TROUNCES BUSH IN NEW POLL Majority of Americans Prefer Comic Imposter to Actual President President Bush's appearance with a comedic look-alike at last Saturday's White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in Washington may have backfired, as a new poll released today shows that the public prefers Mr. Bush's look-alike to the president himself by an almost three-to-one margin. According to the survey conducted by the University of Minnesota's Opinion Research Institute, in a head-to-head match-up Mr. Bush's imposter garners 74% support while Mr. Bush gets only 25%, with the other one percent saying they found "no difference" between Mr. Bush and his funnyman look-alike. And while only 36% of those surveyed approve of the job Mr. Bush is doing as president, 97% approve of the job Mr. Bush's look-alike is doing of ridiculing the job Mr. Bush is doing as president. Dr. Davis Logsdon, who supervised the survey for the University of Minnesota, believes that while the new poll numbers are troubling news for the president, Mr. Bush could dramatically improve his standing with the American people by involving his look-alike in more key White House decision. "Most Americans do not approve the idea of President Bush invading Iran, but they wouldn't mind so much if his funny look-alike did it," Dr. Logsdon said. But behind the poll numbers, there is potential trouble looming for Mr. Bush's popular look-alike: "There is already a perception out there that he is being controlled by a Dick Cheney look-alike." Elsewhere, magician David Blaine began a week submerged in a human-sized goldfish bowl, attempting to set a record for the most desperate bid for attention ever. FURTHER WHITE HOUSE SHAKE-UP: BUSH TO TRADE PLACES WITH 'BUSH IMPERSONATOR' By Don DavisIn what is universally considered the most radical White House change yet, President Bush has agreed to trade places with Steve Bridges, the "Bush impersonator" who performed at the White House Correspondents Dinner this past weekend. A bipartisan consensus was reached that this would be a "win-win" for the Country, since Bridges is obviously a lot smarter and articulate than the President, and, conversely, the President is clearly funnier than Bridges. Foreign policy experts are particularly ecstatic, since they believe that in the upcoming critical negotiations with Iran, it's crucial to have a President who can actually pronounce the word "nuclear." Proponents of cloning and stem cell research are also strongly supportive of the move, on the theory that this further vindicates the notion that a new, improved version of an individual can be achieved. It is also reported that Laura Bush is very excited over the idea of a new mate, since she has apparently grown very frustrated by her husband simply declaring "Mission Accomplished" — before he actually finishes the job. Leaders of both parties are also desperately seeking a "Rumsfeld impersonator," but it appears that Professor Irwin Corey is solidly booked in Vegas for the forseeable future. However, there is clearly no sentiment to find a Cheney impersonator, since the fear is that the Vice President will just shoot the poor guy in the face – and then take his heart. BLOGWORTHIES: Norm at One Good Move has the Abbott and Costello-like video of Dubya/Steve Bridges. "May Day" takes on a whole new meaning with the anniversary of Bush's infamous "Mission Accomplished" proclamation, as highlighted by Media Matters, courtesy of Crooks and Liars. Political Wire reports on "Generic Democratic Congressional lead." I say let's just stick with the "generic" — it's cheaper and usually just as effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///BHRpowered Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 that makes no sense, the guy just walked around, didn't really speak or do anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted May 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 I saw it on CNN, was fuck'n hilarious.... he joked a lot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetaway Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsonist Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Dubya is funnier. His simple existance is funnier, let alone his incompetence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 AGAIN I SAY...BUSH IS AN ASSHOLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MazdaMomma Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 that lat likes to lick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted June 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 ASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latinopikachu Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 licker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted June 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Are you really that stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 yes he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Guess so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
///BHRpowered Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 apparently today someone turned the mic on early and he said "I don't want to deal with that shit in the middleeast, and got cut off, but I think he may have said "I hope israel kills them all and gets the job done since they don't have cnn blocking the betterment of humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mohamedeladawy@hotmail.com Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 bush is a fag. and not a ok fag like lat. no he is the fag that makes u wish gays never existed cuz he is that fucking retarded and stupid and just makes the world feel a whole lot dumber due to his existance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mts Posted July 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 psst it is spelled existence.... get it right when calling someone down to the dirt about being dumb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mohamedeladawy@hotmail.com Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 lol....oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mts Posted August 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Just keeping him in the light... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazdaMomma Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 NDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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